Imagine you’re on a crowded train. Nobody knows that the hot brunette sitting opposite you is actually a glowing, naked hologram riding your cock in perfect 8K. You twitch your finger inside the R1 ring — she speeds up. Your heart rate spikes; the ring feels it, tells the G2 glasses to make her moan louder in your ears and tighten her virtual pussy around you. You bite your lip, stay completely still, and blow your load in your pants while the rest of the carriage scrolls TikTok.
That’s not sci-fi anymore. That’s the Even Realities G2 + R1 combo in 2025.
Even Realities just dropped the most dangerous pieces of consumer sex tech ever made — and priced them like they want every single one of us using them to cum.
The G2 glasses look like normal premium eyewear. Magnesium frames, titanium temples, 78 g. You can wear them all day without looking like a try-hard. When you fire them up, the new HAO 2.0 optics hit you with a 75% bigger display area, 50% sharper detail, and 1,200 nits brightness. Translation for perverts: you can pin a full-size porn overlay anywhere — on your desk, your bedroom ceiling, or the real body of your sleeping wife — and it looks so clean you’ll swear you can smell the pussy.
98% transparency when idle means nobody suspects a thing. You’re just a guy wearing nice glasses. Until you triple-tap the R1 ring and a dripping 10k vr porn scene appears floating over your coffee table.
The R1 ring is the real killer feature. Tap — play/pause. Double-tap — switch position. Swipe up — faster thrusting. Swipe down — slow teasing strokes. Long press — trigger the toy sync pulse (Lovense, The Handy, whatever you’ve got paired).
All silent. All one-handed (or zero-handed if you’re feeling bold).
But the biometric tracking is straight-up evil genius. The ring watches heart rate, blood oxygen, skin temperature, and sleep quality 24/7. Then it builds your “Productivity Score” — except late at night that score becomes your “About To Cum Score.” The second your heart rate pattern matches your usual pre-orgasm spike, the system can auto-intensify the scene, edge you longer, or deny you completely if that’s your kink.
I’ve tested it. You will leak pre-cum the moment the AI learns your pattern.
Conversate, the built-in AI, is filthy in the best way. Whisper “translate her moans” during a Japanese 8k vrporn scene and it overlays real-time dirty talk in your language right into the hologram’s mouth. Ask it to roleplay lines and it feeds them to your virtual fucktoy instantly. Need navigation to the nearest glory hole? It’ll drop a subtle arrow only you can see.
Battery? Two full days on the glasses, seven extra charges in the case. You can literally wear this setup for a long weekend sex bender and never take them off.
Pricing is the final middle finger to Apple Vision Pro’s $3,500+ porn tax:
- G2 glasses — $599
- R1 ring — $249
- Early G2 buyers get the ring 50% off
- Existing G1 owners get the R1 free
This is no longer “wait for the future.” This is “go order right now before your partner notices the credit card charge.”
Even Hub developer platform drops later this year. That means custom porn apps built specifically for these glasses — think gesture-controlled gangbangs, biometric-triggered forced orgasms, or AR overlays that turn your real partner into anyone you want mid-fuck.
The AR porn race isn’t coming. It’s here. And Even Realities just took the lead with hardware so good it feels like cheating.
Get ready to cum in places you never thought possible.
Subscribe right fucking now for first access to hands-on tests the second my review units arrive. You do not want to miss what I’m about to do with these glasses.
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